breezyfame:

I wonder how beyoncé feels about being beyoncé

unluckycharmxo:

stingraye:

maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago

that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too

gloriousharhar:

fairyhugs:

child-ofthekindlywest:

guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

Smelborp has my vote

Smelborp will be the next great leader

everyone on this website is a sarcastic little shit

lostgeekette:

moriarty-mastermind:

once-ling:

bltsl4:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor